How would you spend $12 million on a dog? Win $150 in happyytails products
As you probably heard in the news, a woman left $12 million to her Maltese (and nothing to 2 of her grandkids). If you’re reading this post it probably means that you own a pet store… so the challenge is, if your best customer asked you to help her spend $12 million on her dog, what kind of shopping list would you put together? You, of course, have an array of ideas sitting right there in your inventory. But dream up other things as well– the most elaborate, extravagant list that you can imagine.
Post this doggie fantasy here. We’ll go through all of them in a few days and pick and winner based on creativity and originality. The winner will receive $150 in happytails products shipped to your store.*
*Continental United States Only.
Wouldn’t you LOVE to have this customer? Have fun dreaming and we’ll post the results after the Labor Day weekend. So check back!
September 2nd, 2007 at 1:11 am
The shopping list to help spend the $12 million for a dog would include a lifetime supply of the entire Happy Tails Spa line. This would also include the Santa Claws collection for their best friend- the family cat. This means the dog would always smell wonderful, have a shimmery glow, no tear stains and really good breath.
Along with the entire Happy Tails Spa line the lucky dog would also enjoy a plentitude of organic food and treats. The best supplements will also be added to the shopping cart to ensure excellent health. A Rolls Royce-Bentley filled with plenty of beds for the ultimate comfort would also be suggested. Then we would contact the Oprah Winfrey show to discuss the new inheritance and to let the world meet this most loved dog. The most lovely gowns will be worn for a photo shoot and the dog would have a new collar and tag for every day.
After all is added to the shopping cart the dog would ask its keeper to share all of these wonderful itmes with its friends at a local shelter. As nothing feels better than to give to those in need.
September 2nd, 2007 at 4:24 am
“Hi, how can I help you today?“
“Hi yes, this is Trouble; she’s a very discriminating shopper. We’re looking for something in the $12 million dollar range to ensure her complete happiness and health.”
First of all, I wouldn’t consider Trouble’s caretaker any more or less elaborate and caring then most of my other customers. Nearly everyone I know gives as much as they can to their beloved pets; whether it’s that moderately priced comfy bed taking a quarter of his master’s paycheck or that gourmet food costing her owner more than she spends on her own groceries, most dogs I meet at the Earth Pets Center are provided with the very best their owners can afford.
For Trouble, I would first suggest her caretaker make an appointment with our veterinarian Dr. Bob Spiegel at Earth Vets. Dr. Bob will offer a comprehensive approach to Trouble‘s ongoing healthcare with a strong focus on holistic and preventative medicine. Trouble would appreciate Dr. Bob’s warm and friendly office. The atmosphere at Earth Vets is quiet and exclusive; Trouble would be treated with gentle, one-on-one care from Dr. Bob who would carefully exam her and conduct an exhaustive consultation with her caretaker. His goal would be to learn everything about Trouble’s lifestyle that may be influencing her short and long term health and wellbeing. If needed, Trouble could enjoy a healing session of acupuncture, receive the very best in Chinese medicine, benefit from Dr. Bob’s exceptional skills as a surgeon or just relax into a routine of checkups to make sure she stays as healthy and happy as possible.
From there, I might suggest that Trouble’s caretaker walk next door to inquire about membership to Nature Pets Doggie Day Spa. At Nature Pets, Trouble would be treated like a Queen! The professional groomers there are specially trained in gentle hydrotherapy techniques, aromatherapy and special baths and conditioning treatments. After a relaxing bath using scents and formulas tailored to Trouble’s individual wants and needs, the creative hairstylists would use their talents to make sure Trouble’s final look was perfectly elegant and fashionable. And to enjoy a little TLC for themselves, while waiting for Trouble to finish her elite spa treatment, her caretaker could walk over to the neighboring hair salon spa catering to humans.
Then I would invite Trouble and her caretaker to strut their new looks around the Earth Pets store right next door to the Spa. At Earth Pets, Trouble would be greeted by a staff of exuberant and gushing dog lovers! Enthusiastically complimented on her beauty and offered a constant flow of tasty tidbits, Trouble would know she was esteemed and adored by the Earth Pets staff!
The dapper duo would then be invited over to the Earth Pets Gourmet Bakery. While her caretaker decided which treats to buy her, Trouble could sample some of the tasty treasures: organic peanut butter cookies hand-cut into Maltese mouth-sized bites, fresh baked cupcakes featuring healthy carrot cake and cream cheese icing or delicious bones hand dipped in organic yogurt with yummy sprinkles on top. For her next birthday and each that follows, the Earth Pets bakers would offer to bake her one of their famous Carrot & Banana cakes decorated in pink and white and personalized with her name on it. If she wanted a big birthday bash, Trouble could get the Birthday Bash package to include party favors and treats for however many guests she planned to have in attendance. And when she’s in a particularly festive mood, the Earth Pets staff can arrange for Trouble a fully catered private party in the special event hall at the local membership-only dog park. This is always a big hit with well-to-do social butterfly dogs who love to share their fortune with friends!
After filling up at the bakery, Trouble could relax on one of the big comfy beds at Earth Pets (dreaming of her future party plans!) while her caretaker was treated to the customary Earth Pets shopping experience. Whether the questions were about the tastiest, healthiest and most gourmet meals, the best in vitamins and supplements, the essentials of doggie hygiene products, the safety and fun-factor of various toys or the latest in doggie fashion wear, the Earth Pets staff would help her caretaker make sure Trouble was getting the very best in food and products specially tailored to her individual tastes and desires.
By then, Trouble might be getting tired after such a long day of pampering. As her caretaker prepares to check out, the Earth Pets staff would mention Earth Pets Charity and suggest they might want to contribute to a few less fortunate pets. They would explain that the nonprofit charity is dedicated to victims of animal abuse and would offer Trouble a special sponsorship page (complete with a glamour shot!) in the upcoming rescue and adoption newsletter.
After that, I would just hope that Trouble and her caretaker were pleased enough with their visit to my store to return again and become one of the many regulars who shop at Earth Pets. Like we have with so many of our customers over the years, I would hope to establish a lasting friendship with Trouble and her caretaker. And whether they spent 12 million dollars or just 12 dollars, I would cherish the opportunity to help make life just a little bit sweeter for Trouble and her family.
September 2nd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Hi,
My name is Kiki and I am the Chief Eating Officer (CEO) of The Barkery in Tewksbury, Ma. I want to tell you my story and then explain how I would help my customer spend her newly inherited $12 million. When I was still a baby and inside my mommy’s tummy, some mean person took my mommy to a shelter and tied her to the door and left her there. When the shelter people came to work the next morning, they found my mommy and brought her inside. She then gave birth to me and my 6 siblings at the shelter. The shelter people were so nice and they took care of all of us. Unfortunately though, because we were born in Tennessee, this was a high-kill shelter and they couldn’t let us stay there. So, a nice worker contacted Great Dog Rescue and they took all of us, put us in foster homes and helped us all find our forever homes.
My forever home is with my new mommy, Kristi. We live in Massachusetts and we have been together since I was 12 weeks old. I am now 3 1/2 years old! I love living with my mommy. My mommy is a volunteer with Great Dog Rescue New England and she helps to save the lives of countless dogs and find them new forever homes in New England.
So, if I was able to help a customer spend $12 million, the first thing I would do is set up free spay/neuter clinics all across the world so that there would no longer be homeless pets walking the streets with no food, water, shelter or love. Next, I would build a giant house (to look like a dog house of course!). This house would be open to all dogs that need a home. I wouldn’t discriminate against any breeds or ages and I would open my doors to any dog that is tired and lonely and needs a good meal and a warm safe place to live. I would love to at least one of these homes in every state in the USA. Next, I would donate money to all the existing animal rescues out there so that they can more easily save the lives of animals.
So, after I have completed all of the above, I would then make sure that every dog has a spa day complete with only the best spa products from Happy Tails. Each dog would receive a free bathrobe with their spa treatment! In addition, all dogs would receive treats from my mom’s company, The Barkery. My mom makes sure that all of her treats are made with only the finest ingredients and she doesn’t use salt, sugar, preservatives or by-products in her treats so I know the dogs would get a wonderful and healthy snack.
And that my friends (furry and non-furry!) is how I would help my customer spend her $12 million. Thank you!
Kiki
September 2nd, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Dear Mrs. Warbucks,
In the unfortunate event of your passing I will personally take responsibility for FiFi’s wellbeing. Below you will see my detailed plan for ensuring that the dog’s every whim is met and exceeded in a manner in which you would be proud.
Each day of FiFi’s life shall begin as follows:
Upon awakening, FiFi shall be taken for her morning walk among a backyard rose garden planted in your memory. There she will do her “duty” after which time all traces shall be removed from the premises and she will return to her own private suite of rooms. Subsequent outdoor visits shall be handled in a similar manner throughout the day. Any remaining scent from her activity will be masked with “Fur Breeze” from the Happy Tails product line. Her suite will be decorated and furnished to her liking complete with artwork including portraits of Lassie (whom I know she adores) and Tinkerbell (whom I know she envies). FiFi shall be fed a breakfast of Beluga Caviar with champagne (non-alcoholic, of course). The former shall be served in the finest of bone china and the latter in a dish of flawless crystal. All meals will be prepared by the staff chef. After her morning meal FiFi may want to retire to her silk covered daybed for a brief nap.
When FiFi is feeling rested she will be driven via chauffeured limousine to the doggie-salon (a groomer would clearly be beneath her). She will have her hair washed, brushed, styled, and trimmed as necessary. All of the services will be administered using a generous supply of Happy-Tail products. In the event of the discovery of any grays her hair will also be colored to disguise any signs of aging. Afterall, we girls must keep one another’s secrets. During her time at the salon she will also enjoy a mani/ pedi and one of her diamond encrusted barrettes will be chosen to adorn her new hair-do. An appropriate outfit will also be chosen from her extensive wardrobe.
When she returns home, FiFi will get her daily exercise by walking with her personal trainer around a specially designed indoor track laden with a red velvet rug. We certainly wouldn’t want to dirty her feet in any way by walking outdoors.
Her evening meal will be administered in a similar fashion to the morning meal. The evening’s activities might include a private screening of “Benjie” in her home theater, or any number of social activities. Clearly, there is a great demand for FiFi’s presence at a number of Gala events therefore photo shots will be conducted at her private residence and paparazzi will be handled appropriately.
FiFi’s health is also of great concern which is why there will be a full-time live-in veterinarian on staff. In addition to any necessary medical attention, Happy Tails Herbal Elixirs & Breath Spray will be given as deemed appropriate.
I hope the proposed itinerary meets your approval. Thank you for allowing me the privilege of caring for your beloved FiFi. I am honored to have this responsibility bestowed upon me.
Yours truly,
Rebecca Bastien
Owner and Proprietor
La Dee Dogs
Saint Cloud, MN
September 3rd, 2007 at 5:30 pm
If a customer inquired about what would be the best way to spend $12 million dollars for the dog, here is what I would suggest:
1. Spend a large chunk (maybe half!) of the money and create a dog park - but it’s more of an adventure park! Named after the dog and in honor of the owner that passed away. Lavish the dog park with: Spa Station (stocked complete with Happy Tails products), Dressing Parlour (full of the best doggie clothing and accessories, Gourmet Treat Store (stocked full of Bark Bark Bakery gourmet dog treats), Fetch Row (a long, grassy runway for dogs to run and fetch the finest, toughest frisbees and balls), Water Park (fun mini pools, fountains and tunnels to play in) and of course, The Toy Store (stocked with the finest, hippest dog toys).
2. Donate to animal organizations - this is important! Dogs lose their lives everyday, and helping to fund organizations that keep them alive is key to helping dogs all over!
3. Take the dog on a shopping spree - afterall, with 12 million they should have a little fun! Hire the dog it’s own personal limo driver. Stock the limo with Bark Bark Bakery treats, and the finest sparkling water. Stop at all the best dog boutiques and spend, spend, spend! After a long day, end with a doggie ice cream, followed by a doggie bubble bath using HappyTails products!
4. Use the remaining money and save - yes, boring right? But the money will be there to spoil the dog whenever necessary AND to cover medical costs incase of some misfortune.
That is how I’d spend the money for the customer; sharing, having fun, and thinking ahead for the future!
Tail Wags & Barks,
Crystal Burhans
Owner of Bark Bark bakery
http://www.barkbarkbakery.com
September 3rd, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Let’s see….$12 million..YIKES! First, Her name and the owner have been changed for safety reasons so we shall call them Jane & FIFI! This is their rags to riches story.
FIFI’s is now one little rich pooch, Jane being a little overwhelmed at the idea of her pooch having such a large amount of dough has decided to hire FIFI’s most dedicated shop owners to be her PR, personal shoppers etc…. We gladly accept ( with signing bonus!) FIFI’s own girl Fridays.
Now the shopping begins! This was all in the early stages of her stardom.
First FIFI needed a WHOLE new wardrobe to fit her new lifestyle…the PUPARAZZI is all over this girl and she needs to make the best impression. Not going to name names of designers here but a MUST included ANGORA sweaters. FIFI is all about staying on PETA’S good side. Recycled rabbit fur was alright as long as it was over 60 years old ( designers?? you know who you are and you ROCK )
Her dining menu has dramatically changed!! She was turned on by Lola ( Hillary Duffs chi ) to a human grade FDA approved food…but demands it to be served in a Gold, Swarovski bowl. The water must come from a filter drip that makes a minimal amount of noise, again into a Swarovski bowl. This bowl must have a mirror on the bottom so she can see her reflection while drinking.
Next….FIFI needed her own room. No more sleeping on the end of Jane’s bed. This can’t be just ANY room. It will be photographed in top world magazines. Only the best will do! Wall to wall and floor heating to just the right temp…no cold tootsies when FIFI emerges from her 24 carat plush bed. The bed is covered in draped Silk with her name floating above in Diamonds. PINK Diamonds. Her blankets are no made of Faux mink… ( again the PETA thing) and must be changed out daily. The new armoire installed will barely be able to support her last fitting she had!!
The bedroom was done in Trumpleo gold design…good enough for a king ? Good enough for FIFI.
Plasma screen TV with animal planet and Caesar on at all times. Caesar is only on to remind FIFI of her humble beginnings…she is a girl that keeps it real. A FIFI from the blocks.
As time has gone on FIFI has felt the pressure of being in demand for articles and photo shoots..movie deals are trickling in so a 24 hour marshmallow suited up assistant is needed to be available ( sorry the girl Fridays do NOT fit this bill) This gives FIFI free rain to bite and get out all pent up aggression without the PUPPARZZI seeing…a puppy Zanaz of sorts. Privacy is so important. We do not want video to get out of this.
Speaking of PUPPARAZI…photos being released to the press must have first approval by FIFI…a lick of the tongue and flip of her ears to the side generally means approval. Jane has lost all control in this department. sigh…..
After the marshmallow man FIFI needs a massuse. Wouldn’t we all?? Butter Balm on all fours…. This masseuse is needed more and more
these days…
FIFI loves her toys…only the best will do. She is partial to a new line that reflects her new star status. Chewing on toys shaped like her friends celebrity owners makes her feel she has one up on them…. She has two in every design.
After long nights out at the puppy park FIFI needs help to stay in shape. A personalized pool was needed to be built specifically for FIFI. It is shaped as a large princess crown. The pool can only have a certain amount of chlorine, WE do NOT want her to loose that white poodle glow! A trainer will be available to sculpt and and keep her in top puppy form. After dog paddle laps in the pool the personal groomer takes over.
The groomer sees that FIFI swims so is always prepared with SPARKLE AND SHINE. Every girls best friend! No Brassy Blondes here! Fur Butter gives that extra something special that even Tinkerbelle has been trying to find out about! ( we all had to sign confidentiality agreements to not tell)
Going out on the town has required A LOT of discreet care since she inherited her millions. We had a diamond collar consigned at Cartier for FIFI and it just does not stop….Private Limo and security is a must. FIFI wants to stay out all hours drinking purified water and eating albacore tuna and just about anything she can get her hands on!!! We had to sign her up at PROMISES, the posh Hollywood, holiday Rehab with one of those ” Come and go as you please ” passes. She refuses to see a problem is arising.
FIFI’s newest obsession is travel. This costs a pretty penny. She enjoys a trip around the world to be able to say she has peed within the best cities in the world. FIFI is obsessed with filling up her passport.
At the end of the day we are tired. FIFI is demanding and spoiled to no end but we would not have her any other way…she keeps us in business after all!! We must go..FIFI is scheduled to be on OPRAH tomorrow and I now have to answer a call about some nonsense of her NOT being allowed to sit on Oprahs lap. DO THEY NOT know who FIFI is!!????
Lisa & Christine
Wags & Whiskers Inc
702-454-WAGS
September 3rd, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Dear Ms Houty Touty
Thank You for contacting me and deciding to hire me to Handle your Chinese Crested Show Dog and stay within your small budget $12 millon (Which does not go far in the Dog Show world)
First of All Thank You hireing me and my staff of 11 which will include Pro-Handler (Me) a Pro-Groomer…our own photographer so we always get the right side of each dog (and me & the Judge of course) in the win Photos…A Skin Specialist to take care of those unsitely breakouts… A Groomer and Barber to get him groomed and get that close shave before shows each morning Someone to give him massage before show time…kennel boy for clean up and walks..A Driver for the Motorhome and a Pilot for the plane for those long Distance shows and a personal cook for the staff and Dog
The retainer will furnish and pay for the following:
Motorhome w/popouts
Private plane
Limo Service to shows when flying in
THe Best Suites avaliable at all National & Specialty Shows
THe Best Food avaliable for the Dogs,Myself and staff
The Best Dog your money can Buy our you can breed
Advertising monthly in all Dog show magazines
An AMX CC with no limit for me attend any AKC & Social events where the Judges might and anything I deem necessary to promote the dog
Allowence for my show outfits & the Dogs angora sweaters..Fur Coat & Diamond Collar
The Best Grooming Products and Equip avaliable
The $12 million Budget should just about cover the cost of my handling services for your dog to be #1 in the Nation & attend Westminter & Euckanuba Dogs shows and appearing with me on TV And of course at the end of the contarct you will sign over the motorhome to me as a bonus for all my hard work..and if I go Best in show at either Big TV event you will also give me the plane as an extra bonus
Please understand that I hoping to bring this in right at the $12 million Budget and not go over budget but please be aware there are Gaurentees or warrenties that we will not go over budget or that your Dog will become #1 as we all know how fickle Judges can be…The $12 millon retainer fee is due up front…… We look forward to Handling your dog this year
Cherie Blitzkie (Handler)
Dirty Dawg Spa
September 3rd, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Good morning, I am glad to see you up so early this morning. I know you have been missing your mommy, but today we are going shopping!! 12 million can put a jump back into that step of yours. Now, I know you have the best carriers already, but the fall season is upon up and we should look at something for the mountains when you are here visitiing and something for the beach house. Safety first, there is a great line of “safety seats” for our friends these days, and you will be in need of a few of these. Some have what is called the “window” view and some have enough space for you to laydown in the back seat for those long drives. We have the traveling bowl sets also, great to take with you! Brushes, combs and other “pampering” products will all be wrapped in a basket for you by time you arrive home. My dear friend hand makes these dog beds, personnalized with your name on them! There is also a bakery here that can make you your fresh treats for the morning after your walk! I have contacts with all the right people to help with that also! Oh, and collars, we have a special one for everyday of the week, and wonderful holiday collars for every holiday through out the year! What fun we are going to have. Now, you must have all the hottest shampoo’s and fun supplies from “Happytails”, as we will personnally come and show you how all the products work! We will be on call 24/7 for the first year to get you used to all the newness of your life. Please feel free to call us, and let us know what your dreams and desires will be, as we can help you live your life to fullest! Enjoy! “She-Sha’s”
September 3rd, 2007 at 10:52 pm
It’s hard to imagine having $12 million to spend, much less for a dog to spend! My list would include many things:
1) Such a lucky dog deserves to live in the lap of luxury. A beautiful home on lots of land for running and playing with all of their doggie friends would be first on the list. Of course, it would come with a full staff of happy, dog loving people to make sure happiness is everywhere! Of course such a large estate would leave plenty of room for the largest No Kill Shelter anywhere in the world! We would have room for hundreds of dogs who could be adopted out, or stay! They’d be living the life of Reilly, so either way they’d be happy.
2) Secondly, the house would be filled with all of those things dogs can’t live without…………….and always having enough for their friends! This would include lots of Happy Tails products, which would be stocked in the on site salon…of course! Lots of fun clothing and toys, and of course, all of the Wet Nose Dog Bakery treats you could imagine!
3) With all of the “basic” necessities taken care of, whatever remains will be used to further educate the world on the importance of spaying and neutering their pets, and to help out all of those hard working rescue groups with support and donations of food, toys, whatever they need.
4) Remember, you can’t take it with you, so use it to the best of you ability!!
September 3rd, 2007 at 11:24 pm
If a client came into my salon looking to spend 12 million dollars on her dog, I would ask her for her valuable time to sit with her and discuss the best and most important way of spending the money. I first would discuss the obvious love she has for her baby, and then explain how lucky her baby is in such a throw away society. I would focus the conversation on how many animals are put to sleep each year in the US alone just because there are not enough homes. I would recommend an $11,900,000 donation to a shelter of her choice. I would also ask if “Fluffy” gets on with other dogs, and if so, that perhaps she can open her heart to another dog in need of such love and devotion. With the additional $100,000, her 2 dogs could live the lives of kings and queens.
September 4th, 2007 at 1:39 am
12 million dollars sure makes us all dream. What we would do if one of our customers had that budget? Well service that they recieve from us would not change one bit. And at this point there “fur kid” is already enjoy lives finest foods, toys, beds, clothes, dishes, carriers, and any other dog related products their heart desired. So the best thing to do for this customer, (and of course the fur kid), would be to share the wealth. I would like to see one or two million go to convict Mike Vick and any other low life individual that beliefs dog fighting is a sport and not a crime. On that note it would also be nice to educate our citizens about dogs and how they really donot like to fight or be used for any other thing other than a companion. I believe that this would be best done with our youth…….. train them young and society will proper. I would also suggest that my customer give back to the community thru the shelters, rescue groups, and other animal related causes in our community (of course all done in their “fur kids” name). They could put together a spay and nueter, educational mobile to go into the inner city and help all the animals that reside there. Lastly encourage their friends and family to give back to ‘fur kids” where they reside…….. a little would make a “pawsitive” improvement in all our neighborhoods. I would like to add here that I am the PROUD MOM of 2 WONDERFUL PIT BULLS!!! Lets not forget “ALL CREATURES ARE CREATED EQUALLY”!
September 4th, 2007 at 6:27 pm
I have had a formal business plan in place for several years to develop a SANCTUARY for animals to live out their lives in peaceful happiness. I would have several acres devoted to farm animals - horses, etc. with creeks or a small lake. Then there would be a huge kennel - indoor, outdoors for the dogs with great big fenced in areas for them to run and play. The kennels would have beds, sofa areas, etc. for them to enjoy life just as they should. Then there would be a CATTERY ATRIUM that would have views of beautiful woods with cat trees of all types and heights; ledges where they can roam around, couches and fluffy pillows to curl up on. In addition to all this I would have vet interns on staff working to make sure the animals were healthy - these interns would work for room and board (build a small dorm for them), and a small medical unit for the care of the animals, and they receive credit for their degree. People could leave donations in their wills for their animals in case they did not have family to watch over them, but it would not be contingent on the animals coming to our place. I would also have a B&B where people can stay and take “working vacations” here which would help raise money for the care of the animals, and have a supply of workers year-round. We would also have educational programs, day camps where kids can learn how to share the world with animals in the right way.
We would also have a grooming school where Happy Tails products would be the primary products we would carry; an obedience/training program; agility center for training and events; training for k-9 service, guide and law enforcement dogs; and adoption facility for the animals that are ready to find new families. NO animal would be refused. The working name of this place is the UNITY PET SANCTUARY - with the B&B called THE RAINBOW LODGE.
September 4th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Hi Gem here Ceo of Mugu’s Pet Boutique. I must say being choosen to be Troubles personnal shopper will be a dream come true for our team and we will do our best to provide you with the most personable experience you have ever encountered.
Our first stop will be with Satine our Fashion advisor to choose the finest designer apparel taylored to hug that Maltese figure. We have gathered all the best in one place to do this, Vera Wang, Armani, Donna Karan,just to name a few.
Then off To Tiffany’s were they have designed a one of kind collar and leash . The collar is a 2 row jewel collar with Diamonds and Rubies set in a gold mesh , the matching leash is 4 foot long with matching details.
Then it is a stop at the Ivy in Hollywood a catered Lunch with all your closest friends ,the Chief will cook up only the finest cusine fit for a Queen.
Now its off to the spa for a hair cut and paw-a-cure, ear cleaning, body rub etc. Barbara Striedand will seranade you with beautiful love songs as you enjoy your treatments.
Now as you are getting your Spa treatments our team will be redecorating your humble abode, We have ordered a Chippendale inspired bed handmade for you. And of course only the most elaborate covers will do we have pure silk with gold sticthing coverings, just shipped in from Tialand.
Outside our Landscape team has been transforming your yard ,we have designed a state of the art Dog Park so all your friends can come and play any time they wish, with a fountain in the middle and just as you wished a statue of your beloved owner. Plush green grass and beautiful daisys throughout the dog park, the oak trees line the park for your privacy and security.
For the Evening agenda a gourmet meal will be served in your newly decorated dining room where you will have your servants at your beacon call. your food will be served in crystal bowls from England, compliments of the Queen.
Thank you Trouble for a wonderful experience and we hope you enjoyed it as much as we did.
I have inclosed an invoice inwhich you can contact for payment.
Personal Shopper-$1.0 million per day @ 3 days $3mil
Designers fees $250,000 per hour @ 460,000
8 Designs @ $50,000 each total 400,000
Jewlery Designs from Tiffany’s 5.6 mil for collar and leash set
Landscaper - $600,000
Statue for dog park- $1.2mil
Crystal dinning ware complaments of the Queen of England
shipping costs of the crystal dinner ware $500.000
Chouffer $ 25.000 per month
Furniture and bed coverings $485,000
Personal Chef - $ 40.00
Being able to poop on your $600,00 plush green lawn without someone yelling at you, NOT THERE!!
PRICELESS!!!!
We do accept all major credit cards but cash is always welcome
thank You again for your business Mugu’s Pet Boutique
September 4th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
Well, after such a grueling few days of people coming over and bringing food, (so many different kinds it gave me an upset tummy) and flowers and sending their condolences, I am exhausted. I have told Joyce (she is my personal massuse) that I need some quiet time. I have asked her to charter a yacht for me so that I may get away and clear my head. The ports of call aren’t that important, but I would like to see Spain, Italy and of course Malta since I believe I still have family there. The only things I require for this trip are of course Fur Better or Worse for my delicate skin, the EyePack duo to keep my eyes looking beautiful (so nobody can tell that I have been crying) bowWoW Butter for my paws and nose because I understand the deck of a ship can be quiet hot and I can’t have callouses on my feet and wind and the sun can cause havoc on a girls nose. I will also need some Calming Aromatherapy Spritzer for my coat, the wind and sun could just ruin it if I’m not careful. Joyce will come on this voyage with me to make sure that I am beautiful all of the time. That I have my rest, regular massages, and that I don’t over indulge in my favorite treats.
I do miss my Mistress, and shopping ususally soothes the savage beast (both her and I) but right now I don’t feel much like shopping, but that could change after we have been a sea for a while so I would like to take some travelers checks or plastic just in case I see some Italian leather collars I can’t do without.
Well we set sail in 1 hour so I must end this. I will write more when I can.
Ciao,
Trouble Joyce
Owner The Spaw!
September 5th, 2007 at 5:22 am
First of all. . .Congratualations on your inheritence!
May I recommend speaking with a personal finanical consultant to guide the investment of your inheritence. This will ensure that you and all of your family’s futures.
Once finished speaking with your financial consultant and setting up your investment options, you can then dive into the many ways to spend the millions of dollars you will profit.
Next step, your financial consultant can advise you on the purchase of real estate and the construction of your new mansion.
Congratulations. You now have permament passive income and a home.
Next, in order to have heirs to your fortune, you must find a mate. Breeders will be contacted and interviews of prospective candidates will be conducted. Your final decision will be made after the auditioning process. You need children as well as companionship.
Then consider and interview the ‘human staff’ that will be taking care of your feeding schedule, taking you to the spa to get pampered and groomed, shopping, eating, and cleaning up after you while you are with your mate and children.
These ‘human staff’ candidates must have references and come highly recommended from stars such as Ceasar Millan, Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba, Hillary Duff, etc..
And, don’t forget to employ personal assistants for you and your family’s daily schedule. You, your mate and your children may each need their own personal assistant due to the busy schedules. They will need to travel with you and your entourage. This person will need to be someone you trust and is very responsible.
Another necessity is a well connected and powerful agent. You are a celebrity now and should be treated as such!
Further staff members should include; an accountant, a lawyer, a publicist, a stylist (Happytails Spa expert, of course), a fashion coordinator, a nutritionist, security and travel liaison.
All of these individuals will also help you establish your own Doggie Foundation that will make donations worldwide to support the SPCA, pet shelters, and anti-animal cruelty organizations in the form of monetary and product donations.
Your staff will also need to seek and interview a nanny or nannies for the children and future grandchildren when appropriate.
Now time for the fun….shopping.
Why spend $200 on an adorable and comfortably stylish beds when you can spend $1500 on custom-made designer beds tailored to your taste, style, and needs? You must have one for each home, each car, the private jet and by the pool.
You should only select all natural dog foods that best suit your breed and genetics. You’re nutritionist will help with this further.
Onto Spa visits.
You must visit us, Chateau de Crittutie, to maintain your wonderful sheen and glow. You will receive the complete luxury pampered package of our full body massage, jacuzzi and mud treatment before having your stylist come and finish your look for the day.
A Chateau de Crittutie Consultant will travel with you and your fashion consultant to Paris and all across the world to seek only the most elite styles of Doggie Fashion.
And when you need a break, the designers will come to you! You will be the inspiration for the up and coming fashion designs.
Upon your visit, Chateau de Crittutie’s staff and resources will be at your exclusive disposal.
You and your family’s every whim will be catered to.
Thank you for the opportunity to serve you.
September 5th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Welcome to Renaissance Pet Boutique & Spa Trouble and Alvin! We are very sorry to hear about your recent loss of a family member and understand you want to spend the 12 million dollars that was left for Trouble. Well I have a fantastic money making idea for you. Let’s get started!! ?
First we need to purchase a cruise line and we will name it after your previous owner’s nickname “The Queen of Mean Cruise lines”. This cruise line won’t be any old cruise line it will be strictly for the dogs! We will invite dogs only and the only humans allowed will be the care takers to wait on us hand and paw!
In one room we will have a doggie Spa that we will fill with Happytails Spa line. Since you are a Maltese I am sure you understand the importance of quality product for your Spa! Not to mention all the dogs who just want to take the cruise to be pampered and have facials or moisturize their paws.
In another room we will have a giant space filled with bones so you can jump in and have fun. (Like a bouncy ball room) This is a great opportunity for you to get to know other pups!! Don’t forget these will be bones that are good for your teeth and tummy of course!
Not to mention the tennis ball launching area. We will have a person pushing the buttons so the tennis balls shoot out for us automatically so we can all run around and catch them! We never have to bring the balls back either, the cleanup is left for the humans. Sound like heaven? We aren’t done yet.
For all of those adventure dogs the pool will be set up for dock dogs. Except there is no competition we are all there just to launch off the dock into the pool. Also, on the water level of the cruise lines there will be a doggie door that we can come in and out of the boat onto a large deck where we can jump into the water and swim in the south pacific waters. How refreshing is that? You might ask what else we can do to top this?
What kind of cruise line would it be without your top choices of dog foods? We will have all varieties of foods that pups can chose what they want for their 5 course meals! This will all be cooked by Americas Top Chef of course. In addition to amazing food you can chose from Sauvignon Bark, Pinot Leasheo and a 2006 Barkundy wine for the canine.
After all, if we both know how much those grandkids love you. The Queen of Mean may not have given them anything but that doesn’t mean you can’t. Let’s get this going to help raise money for the kids!
September 5th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Welcome to Renaissance Pet Boutique & Spa Trouble and Alvin! We are very sorry to hear about your recent loss of a family member and understand you want to spend the 12 million dollars that was left for Trouble. Well I have a fantastic money making idea for you. Let’s get started!!
First we need to purchase a cruise line and we will name it after your previous owner’s nickname “The Queen of Mean Cruise lines”. This cruise line won’t be any old cruise line it will be strictly for the dogs! We will invite dogs only and the only humans allowed will be the care takers to wait on us hand and paw!
In one room we will have a doggie Spa that we will fill with Happytails Spa line. Since you are a Maltese I am sure you understand the importance of quality product for your Spa! Not to mention all the dogs who just want to take the cruise to be pampered and have facials or moisturize their paws.
In another room we will have a giant space filled with bones so you can jump in and have fun. (Like a bouncy ball room) This is a great opportunity for you to get to know other pups!! Don’t forget these will be bones that are good for your teeth and tummy of course!
Not to mention the tennis ball launching area. We will have a person pushing the buttons so the tennis balls shoot out for us automatically so we can all run around and catch them! We never have to bring the balls back either, the cleanup is left for the humans. Sound like heaven? We aren’t done yet.
For all of those adventure dogs the pool will be set up for dock dogs. Except there is no competition we are all there just to launch off the dock into the pool. Also, on the water level of the cruise lines there will be a doggie door that we can come in and out of the boat onto a large deck where we can jump into the water and swim in the south pacific waters. How refreshing is that? You might ask what else we can do to top this?
What kind of cruise line would it be without your top choices of dog foods? We will have all varieties of foods that pups can chose what they want for their 5 course meals! This will all be cooked by Americas Top Chef of course. In addition to amazing food you can chose from Sauvignon Bark, Pinot Leasheo and a 2006 Barkundy wine for the canine.
After all, if we both know how much those grandkids love you. The Queen of Mean may not have given them anything but that doesn’t mean you can’t. Let’s get this going to help raise money for the kids!
September 17th, 2007 at 8:28 am
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